Sunday, November 16, 2008

MadShangi Responds To Childish "Real Men" Lists

I just got this e-mail from a girl, who basically just copied one of these lists that I find on a lot of women's MySpace and BangMe profiles.

1.)A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his Woman first.

2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either.

3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself.

4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN.

5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises

6.) A REAL MAN calls you BEAUTIFUL, not hot, sexy, or fine as fuck.

8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS.

9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you OR WHAT HIS FRIENDS THINK OF YOU!

10.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you & won't get sick of you.

11.) A REAL MAN comes over JUST to watch movies with you.

12.) A REAL MAN kisses you on the forehead just because.

13.) A REAL MAN doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear. He tells you what's real.

14.) A REAL MAN should be treated like one.

15.) A REAL MAN doesn't ask questions when you say you need something... him, sex, or money, a bed to sleep in.

16.) A REAL MAN lets others know How He Feels About his Girl.

17.) A REAL MAN doesn't play games!!!!!!!!!!!

18.) A REAL MAN doesn't leave his girl to go and hang out with his friends if he hasn't seen her in a week and then call her at 4 in the morning because he needs some loving.

19.) A REAL MAN doesn't deny you.

20.) A REAL MAN doesn't just think about sex.

21.) A REAL MAN Doesn't Judge a book by the cover.

22.) A REAL MAN wouldn't use his friendship card to get what he wants.

23.) A REAL MAN knows the difference between a REAL WOMAN and a random girl.

24.)A REAL MAN won't degrade a woman with words nor will he ever put his hand on her in anger.

25.) A REAL MAN sends you flowers Just Because.

Okay, here's some things that I would like to point out.

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3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself.

Get REAL!

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15.) A REAL MAN doesn't ask questions when you say you need something... him, sex, or money, a bed to sleep in.

Get REAL!

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10.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you & won't get sick of you.

Yeah, and pigs fly and dogs shit roses.

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19.) A REAL MAN doesn't deny you.

Bitch, I said "no!"

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8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS.

Keep dreaming.

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4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN.

How ironic.

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KIM


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4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. How ironic.
Yes, I too noticed the humor in such a statement sitting amongst a laundry list of requirements in order to bear the title of 'a real man'.




DYSLEXIC BANANA



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1.)A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his Woman first.

And what about his father?


2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either.

That is, of course, if he is actually ALLOWED to do so.......


3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself.

So much for the "strong, independent woman", huh?


4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN.

Okay, this list HAS to be a piss-take...........doesn't it...................?


6.) A REAL MAN calls you BEAUTIFUL, not hot, sexy, or fine as fuck.

Regardless of whether or not you actually are?


8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS.

But does his girlfriend ever call HIM??? Or is making calls yet another expense that the pussy pass excuses women from having to make?


9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you OR WHAT HIS FRIENDS THINK OF YOU!

Because, of course, whatever is said about her, it could NEVER be true, right? Why do I get the feeling that this one only applies, if what is said is NEGATIVE???


13.) A REAL MAN doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear. He tells you what's real.

I sense a conflict with # 6.


14.) A REAL MAN should be treated like one.

Wow, you mean men are ACTUALLY entitled to some sort of treatment, every now and again? You misogynist, you!


15.) A REAL MAN doesn't ask questions when you say you need something... him, sex, or money, a bed to sleep in.

WHORE.


16.) A REAL MAN lets others know How He Feels About his Girl.

So long as it's all good, RIGHT?


17.) A REAL MAN doesn't play games!!!!!!!!!!!

No, we tend to leave that to women, you're right....


19.) A REAL MAN doesn't deny you.

Why do I sense the "Me! Me! Me!" mentality?


25.) A REAL MAN sends you flowers Just Because.

How about you kiss my arse, JUST BECAUSE?


Perhaps this list should be pasted onto the Yahoo! thread regarding women not understanding that respect is EARNED.


Talk about entitlement princesses.




LESTER BURNHAM


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Real women don't email lists of standards reflecting the narcissism of a four year old.


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