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Monday, November 17, 2008

YouTube - MenareSHIT01's Channel

MenareSHIT01

Joined: October 25, 2008
Last Sign In: 13 hours ago
Videos Watched: 271
Subscribers: 2
Channel Views: 341A REAL feminist.
I support castration of sex offenders.
"Look him in the eyes when you kick him in the balls." -MENareSHIT

-Pro Castration of first time sex-offenders.
-Supports death penalty for rape.
-Pro-Circumcision.
Name: Jessica

Country: United States
Interests and Hobbies: tae kwon do
Movies and Shows: Lifetime,*Saw movies;the men being punished
Books: anything shotacon
Website: http://nutabuse.com

A friend of mine sent me this link to a YouTube profile that I found very interesting indeed. She describes herself as a REAL feminist, and displays an erotic fixation with castration. I checked out the NutAbuse.com link where I was greeted by a video of a man being tortured by two females, in a display of intense BDSM. One woman has his balls hooked up by a tether, as she yanks on it, while another woman kicks him in the balls. It was kind of hot.

MenareSHIT01's channel is comprised of various YouTube videos that she has selected as "Favorites," which include: How To Treat A Pedophile - a video of a man (presumably a pedophile - the video is not in English, it's hard to tell) being beaten mercilessly by an angry mob, Saw 3 - Timothy Death Rack, Hostel 2 - The Cutting Scene, Saw 5 - The Pendulum Trap, RoboCop: The Death of Alex Murphy Uncut, Man Cuts Off Penis - which by the way... unlike the other videos has no real violence. It's merely a comedic sketch where a man tells the other that he has an STD... and the other man responds by cutting off his own penis (obviously staged and not shown), Pig Castration Video part 2, Pig Castration, and of course Project X - The Castration Experiment.

Here is a comment that she left on her own page:

"All young men and boys(Especially ManicRevelation) are violent and perverted just like fuckin animals are and in fact even worse than animals! animals are atleast neutered, but you men should'nt have penises we women shall cut them off slowly and painfully until we finish it! Having balls is completely unnatural. You stupid men cannot function in society nor respect women like me in anyway. therefore we should torture every man and boy! once we do that, we will feed their genitals to the dogs! And then we will cut the dogs' penises off. Once we do that, we will feed it to the man!!! And then we will chop HIS FUCKEN HEAD OFFFFFFF!!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!111!!!!!!111"


She mentioned a YouTube user named, ManicRevelation. Here is what he had to say:
"You have some of the most disgusting shit I have ever seen on this page, and for what reason? How did this make anything any better? You can't stereotype people and dump your hate all over them because you have personal fucking problems. Seriously, some of the sickest shit I have ever seen, and you've attracted my hatred toward your kind enough to watch you, and I will not simply go away. If you actually want to debate me in a civilized, dignified manner and offer your twisted views some support, please feel free to do so."


Here is an interesting comment from a user called "jadedrevelations" (Relation???!):

"Wow .. way to play into it, people. This is all a joke. It's done for shock value and to get attention. I mean, come on, to say men are disgusting and violent and then condone violence and have nothing but violence and gore vidoes posted should be enough to tell you of her obvious hipocrisy. It's not funny to most, but some share her humor. Just don't play into it. She'll be mutilating kittens in no time and move away from YouTube. "


This young lady, who has the appearance of the typical layabout found at VampireFreaks.com, seems to have something called "penis envy." Penis envy in Freudian psychoanalysis refers to the theorized reaction of a girl during her psychosexual development to the realization that she does not have a penis. Freud considered this realization a defining moment in the development of gender and sexual identity for women. According to Freud, the parallel reaction in boys to the realization that girls do not have a penis is castration anxiety.

In contemporary culture, the term is sometimes used inexactly or metaphorically to refer to the idea that women wish they had a penis, or to refer to anxieties between men about the size of their genitals.

There is a post on a men's forum called "Antimisandry.com" from a user named 'Carnival of Reaction,' that I find relevant to this subject. This is what he had to say:

Feminism is obsessed with castration. It jokes about castrating men all the time (and you know what Freud said about sexual jokes). It also tries to turn castration into public policy by saying it is a good idea to castrate rapists (and then declaring that all men are rapists.)

Feminism encourages women to carry out their own freelance castrations by idolising women who castrate their partners. It also encourages genital mutilation of little boys- and what is circumcision but a timid castration? Even in the field of architecture they obsess about the penis like qualities of tall buildings and advocate tearing them down.

Castration is carried into the mental realm as well- the constant belittling of men is a form of mental castration, and the feminists are well aware of it. This is why feminists seek to destroy the pride of men by alleging impotence or a small penis- the feminists are unable to castrate the man physically so they do so mentally.

They will even sacrifice the physical safety of women in order to indulge their sick fantasies- women’s self defence consists of lessons in damaging men’s genitals to the exclusion of all else.

Where does this great glee in castration come from? Why should a woman devote much of her adult life to discussing it? How is it that an entire political philosophy obsesses upon this one thing?

The answer is sex- and power.

In primates the dominant male will often signal his dominance by an erection. This fills feminists with an obsessive fear of penises and a desire to destroy them- because they can never grow one themselves. This fear takes a number of forms- one of which is the baseless belief that men everywhere want to rape them.

Another motor of this perversion is that castration is rather like a particularly explosive orgasm. During ejaculation a woman may become aware of the hot semen spurting from her partners body- yet this can never compare with the thrill of castrating an erect penis. Blood is hotter than semen and gushes out by the pint. Blood will spray the walls and the ceiling, it will soak the mattress and form lakes on the floor.

Sexual killers will often take trophies from their victims that the killer believes will bring power to the holder. What better trophy could there be than the penis of a dead castrated man? If the killer is bisexual then the dried penis can even play another role- as a sort of strap on dildo. The feminist may also fantasise about cutting the dead penis into small pieces and eating a little each day- for strength.

These fantasies are very common among women- but decency keeps them in check most of the time.

"Fuck The Feminists"

Fuck the Feminists, 'cause they've gone too far
MadShangi's gonna expose what cunts they are
I'm no fake, and I'm no player
MadShangi is the motherfucking truth sayer
You say you want equality, you're lyin'
You're just a greedy bitch that wants what's mine
You stupid bitch, don't be a sequel
To the last bitch that thought she was equal
You're a stupid ass motherfucking bitch ass ho
MadShangi says: “Fuck your soul!”
Don't cry about a wage gap, it's a load of crap
MadShangi's got the facts, so shut your trap
You dumb little bitches are crying and shit
You dumb little bitches are going to have a fit
You got your numbers right, but you read them wrong
That's why I'm a correct you with this song
'cause women don't earn less because of sexism
MadShangi's gonna put some sense in 'em
Women earn less 'cause of the choices they make
like all the time off that they take
Most women won't choose back-breaking labor
And those kinds of jobs are the ones that pay more
Women take a year off when they get knocked up
They can take as many years for every kid they cough up
They cut out early, they take more vacations
MadShangi won't give a bitch half his life savings
By marrying a bitch that's in it for the money
'Cause MadShangi ain't no motherfucking dummy
Yo marriage is a business, the woman's getting paid
You might as well pay a whore, just to get laid
Divorces are high, and they're only getting higher
You might as well stick your dick in the fryer
'Cause the next bitch could be just like Heather Mills
Sad bitches like her drown their sorrows with pills
Missing a fucking leg is nothing compared
To what she did to Paul McCartney, be scared
So MadShangi is going to educate you dumb motherfuckers
MadShangi says: Marriage Is For Suckers
Y'all gang up and put men to silence
And tell us that we commit 90% of violence
Your numbers are wrong, the stats are even
It's kind of funny what a bitch will believe in
If you hit me, I'll fucking hit you back
MadShangi would knock your bitch-ass flat
I'll fuck you up, I'll stomp on your head
MadShangi would kill a bitch dead
Gonna spill more blood than your average thriller
'Cause MadShangi is the Feminist Killer

Fuck the Feminists, 'cause they're so full of shit
MadShangi is sick of it
This propaganda is making me weary
MadShangi's gonna make you see clearly
Lorena Bobbit should be in jail, instead she got off
for taking a knife and hacking her husband's cock off
That's fucking assault, it's attempted murder
instead you believe her bullshit about how he hurt her
'case he somehow “abused” her, it makes it okay
'Cause bitches aren't responsible for what they do or say
'Cause you're the kind of bitch that gets behind Mary Winkler
who shot her husband dead, watched him bleed like a sprinkler
She took a shotgun, shot her preacher husband in the back
and told us all that it was a self-defense act
and she gets invited on Oprah, to tell her sad tale
After only spending three years in jail
She holds up a white shoe and hangs her head in mock shame
The shoe he “made her wear,” how fucking lame
If it was self-defense, then explain if you can
what's so threatening about a sleeping man?
When Andrea Yates drowned her babies they expressed:
The notion that she's the victim, 'cause she was “depressed”
Fucking bullshit, I'm sick of the excuse
For women who kill, because they suffered abuse
And the bitches get off 'cause we're all soft for a woman
When the bitch we're soft for is cold and wooden
I ain't like no other bitch motherfucker
MadShangi's not soft on a murderous mother
I'd rather see bitches like that suffer
Word to the motherfucker

Fuck the feminists, 'cause they're ball-breaking bitches
MadShangi's gonna burn all them witches
you would get behind the bitch that shot Andy Warhol
'cause the crazy ass bitch is your role model
Don't cry like a bitch, 'cause I don't empathize
MadShangi 's gonna cut a bitch down to size
When a bitch buys into this, it makes me laugh
Bitch go back to practicing witchcraft
Gonna go online and find your address
'Cause MadShangi's gonna kill a misandrist
Fuck you Germaine Greer, you pedophile granny
MadShangi's gonna expose you as a tranny
'The Beautiful Boy' was a great work of smut
Someone hide the kids from this horny old slut
The boy on your cover grew up, doesn't like it one bit
Being used as a poster child for your weak shit
You put it on there without his permission
on the cover to further your mission
You hate adult men and you love little boys
MadShangi says “Fuck your noise”
You're a professor, but you got no class
'Cause you reinvented yourself as a middle-aged pederast
Fuck you Oprah, you think you're the black queen
MadShangi says: “You're really the black fiend!”
Fuck your book club and fuck “O Magazine”
Burn it all down with a match and gasoline
I hate your show and everything you stand for
'Cause your nothing but a spoiled old rich whore
Fuck you, 'cause you're your own religion
'Cause your sanity is down to a smidgen
Your followers are half-wit, bandwagon-jumping trend slaves
The Church of Oprah of making waves
She acts as if her damn show has “evolved”
Another puzzle that MadShangi has solved
'Cause her show is still the same crap it was before
Salacious sex and deviance stories galore
With a shrink in the audience to make it all seem highbrow
You put this bitch's morals on a pedestal now
So fuck Oprah and fuck Dr. Phil
The two of them could chew on cyanide pills
'Cause women live in a world, that just isn't real
That's why my mom wrote to Miss Cleo
She believed her when, she said she was psychic
By the way, did you know I'm really Batman's sidekick?

Fuck the Feminists, 'cause they rule our schools
MadShangi's gonna expose these fools
They taking young gentlemen and feed them Ritalin
When it's nothing but crack cocaine for little children
schools get additional money for every child drugged
Ritalin may kill someone you love
ADD is an excuse, 'cause the system is lazy
That's why today's kids are growing up crazy
Shoot their fucking schools up, school violence
MadShangi is breaking the silence
The majority of teachers are clearly women
And they're puppets for Feminism
They fill bullshit into minds of the impressionable
What they teach is downright questionable
Boys are falling behind, while girls are getting ahead
'Cause the schools and feminism are in bed
They have the nerve to blame men for all date rape
On a so-called educational videotape
They never mention female-on-male cases
'Cause when you learn from a bitch, history erases
They'll preach female superiority, with impudence
and female teachers gets off after fucking their students
I wrote this song for all you fathers
That are estranged from your sons and daughters
I'm pissed off, so I'm sending right this off
To the bitches and that deserved to be kissed off
And some of you dumb fucks may try to stop me
'Cause your tools of the Illuminati
The war is on and it's either them or us
MadShangi says: “Fuck the Feminists”

Sunday, November 16, 2008

MadShangi Responds To Childish "Real Men" Lists

I just got this e-mail from a girl, who basically just copied one of these lists that I find on a lot of women's MySpace and BangMe profiles.

1.)A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his Woman first.

2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either.

3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself.

4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN.

5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises

6.) A REAL MAN calls you BEAUTIFUL, not hot, sexy, or fine as fuck.

8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS.

9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you OR WHAT HIS FRIENDS THINK OF YOU!

10.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you & won't get sick of you.

11.) A REAL MAN comes over JUST to watch movies with you.

12.) A REAL MAN kisses you on the forehead just because.

13.) A REAL MAN doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear. He tells you what's real.

14.) A REAL MAN should be treated like one.

15.) A REAL MAN doesn't ask questions when you say you need something... him, sex, or money, a bed to sleep in.

16.) A REAL MAN lets others know How He Feels About his Girl.

17.) A REAL MAN doesn't play games!!!!!!!!!!!

18.) A REAL MAN doesn't leave his girl to go and hang out with his friends if he hasn't seen her in a week and then call her at 4 in the morning because he needs some loving.

19.) A REAL MAN doesn't deny you.

20.) A REAL MAN doesn't just think about sex.

21.) A REAL MAN Doesn't Judge a book by the cover.

22.) A REAL MAN wouldn't use his friendship card to get what he wants.

23.) A REAL MAN knows the difference between a REAL WOMAN and a random girl.

24.)A REAL MAN won't degrade a woman with words nor will he ever put his hand on her in anger.

25.) A REAL MAN sends you flowers Just Because.

Okay, here's some things that I would like to point out.

Quote:


3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself.

Get REAL!

Quote:


15.) A REAL MAN doesn't ask questions when you say you need something... him, sex, or money, a bed to sleep in.

Get REAL!

Quote:


10.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you & won't get sick of you.

Yeah, and pigs fly and dogs shit roses.

Quote:


19.) A REAL MAN doesn't deny you.

Bitch, I said "no!"

Quote:


8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS.

Keep dreaming.

Quote:


4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN.

How ironic.

RESPONSES THAT I LIKED:



KIM


Re: "Real Men" Lists

Quote:


4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. How ironic.
Yes, I too noticed the humor in such a statement sitting amongst a laundry list of requirements in order to bear the title of 'a real man'.




DYSLEXIC BANANA



Re: "Real Men" Lists



1.)A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his Woman first.

And what about his father?


2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either.

That is, of course, if he is actually ALLOWED to do so.......


3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself.

So much for the "strong, independent woman", huh?


4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN.

Okay, this list HAS to be a piss-take...........doesn't it...................?


6.) A REAL MAN calls you BEAUTIFUL, not hot, sexy, or fine as fuck.

Regardless of whether or not you actually are?


8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS.

But does his girlfriend ever call HIM??? Or is making calls yet another expense that the pussy pass excuses women from having to make?


9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you OR WHAT HIS FRIENDS THINK OF YOU!

Because, of course, whatever is said about her, it could NEVER be true, right? Why do I get the feeling that this one only applies, if what is said is NEGATIVE???


13.) A REAL MAN doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear. He tells you what's real.

I sense a conflict with # 6.


14.) A REAL MAN should be treated like one.

Wow, you mean men are ACTUALLY entitled to some sort of treatment, every now and again? You misogynist, you!


15.) A REAL MAN doesn't ask questions when you say you need something... him, sex, or money, a bed to sleep in.

WHORE.


16.) A REAL MAN lets others know How He Feels About his Girl.

So long as it's all good, RIGHT?


17.) A REAL MAN doesn't play games!!!!!!!!!!!

No, we tend to leave that to women, you're right....


19.) A REAL MAN doesn't deny you.

Why do I sense the "Me! Me! Me!" mentality?


25.) A REAL MAN sends you flowers Just Because.

How about you kiss my arse, JUST BECAUSE?


Perhaps this list should be pasted onto the Yahoo! thread regarding women not understanding that respect is EARNED.


Talk about entitlement princesses.




LESTER BURNHAM


Re: "Real Men" Lists



Real women don't email lists of standards reflecting the narcissism of a four year old.


An Interview With Canadian Rapper: Vicious 5150



Hello, Shangi Fans! I'm sitting down with my homeboy by the name of VICIOUS 5150 - who is promoting his album "V.I.C.I.O.U.S." What went down, was a pretty colourful interview with the white Canadian rapper from the little known city of Port Coquitlam, home of Terry Fox and Robert Pickton.

MADSHANGI: What's up, yo?

VICIOUS: Not much just working on tracks for my next album, "Welcome To Area 5150," which Im dropping in January.

MADSHANGI: And where can you buy this album?

VICIOUS: You can either purchase it through myself, or at Asylum Ave Recording Studio, in New Westminster, BC, located at 627 Columbia Street, plus also useful information for those who are looking for a place to record their music.

MADSHANGI: Would it also be available online, for those outside of Canada and BC?

VICIOUS: Yes, how silly of me, it's also available for purchase online at http://www.soundclick.com/asylumave

MADSHANGI: Yeah, that was silly of you. Shame on you! Shame for letting down the online fans. Well, at least I forgive you. So tell me something, V-Fitty... how would you describe your music?

VICIOUS: Please don't ever call me that again (LAUGHS)! My music to describe it, is a very versatile sound, because I basically for lack of a better term, showcase the various emotions of people, so I write whatever I'm feeling at the time.

MADSHANGI: How do you feel now?

VICIOUS: Annoyed at being called V-Fitty, I might kill you in your sleep...

MADSHANGI: How typical of a white rapper to resort to violence. And I thought I was your friend!

VICIOUS: Yea well some say that cucumbers taste better when pickled...

MADSHANGI: You come from a town called Port Coquitlam, which in the recent past came notorious for the pig farm owned by Robert Pickton. What are your two cents about those murders and the trial?

VICIOUS: Guy definitely doesn't know how to treat a woman, easily the worst first date in history.

MADSHANGI: And some people think that I have a problem with women, because of my affiliation with Antimisandry.com! I recently shared a blog with you, by a guy named Julian Real... what are your thoughts about THAT character?

VICIOUS: Well he doesn't seem like he respects a critic's opinion, and is very quick to judge just because of what he reads, but that's my opinion, maybe I'm wrong too.

MADSHANGI: You're right... he IS a fucking cocksucker. So, you once opened for Moka... or is it Moka Only? Only Moka?

VICIOUS: Yea, hes a very closeminded individual, I guess he doesn't like any other kind of coffee, and by golly he makes no bones about it. I also opened for the legendary Maestro Fresh Wes.

MADSHANGI: Who is your favorite rapper of all time?

VICIOUS: That's a tough call, I have so many favourites I couldn't choose just one

MADSHANGI: Aw, come on! Everyone's got a favorite. Are you afraid if you choose one over the others, they're going to get jealous?

VICIOUS: I'd say it's a toss up between Paris and LL Cool J.

MADSHANGI: MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!

VICIOUS: You said it, sister.

MADSHANGI: Why do you think LL's mother is so violent?

VICIOUS: Well she's not, she's clearly telling HIM to knock you out, so really, he's the violent one, she merely hands down the order.

MADSHANGI: Do you think that's typical of African-Americans?

VICIOUS: THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!

MADSHANGI: Aw, come on. I was kidding. So what do you think is better? Kentucky Fried Chicken, or Lee's Famous Chicken?

VICIOUS: Thats a tough call, too.

MADSHANGI: Even though this is an interview about you, I'm such an egomaniac that I like to turn the conversation around to make it about me. Tell me about something that makes me sound cool.

VICIOUS: Well MadShangi is a pretty madly shangious name, wherever did you come up with it?

MADSHANGI: Hmmm, I don't know. That's a mystery even I can't solve. Out of all the tracks you recorded, do you have a personal favorite? And why?

VICIOUS: I'd have to say my song "Based On A True Story," because that song was probably the first time I really wrote something that really connected to a lot of youth everywhere in the world. The song is about a girl who was abused at home, so she had ran away from home, and ended up on the street, where she was introduced to a new lifestyle, which led her down an unfortunate path.

MADSHANGI: Of the tracks I heard... so far I like "Like This, Like That" the best.

VICIOUS: Why is that?

MADSHANGI: It's so catchy. It's got a good beat, and it sticks in my mind the most.

VICIOUS: Yea. a lot of people like that one, I frequently perform that one live at my shows.



CHECK OUT VICIOUS 5150'S MYSPACE PAGE!



Vicious 5150 and Lil Q - You Know This